Pacer Jokes: Cross the Road Jokes

 Why did the cheese curd cross the road? To get out of the whey.


Why did the civil engineer cross the roads? Because it seemed like an appropriate place for an intersection.


Why did the chicken cross the road? To show deer how to do it.


Why did the lollipop cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken.


Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.


Where do Marriage Counselors cross the road? At bridal paths.


What do you call a chicken who crosses the road, rolls around in the mud, and then crosses back across the road?  A dirty double crosser.


Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?  He didn’t have the guts.


Why did Adele cross the road?   To say hello from the other side.


Where do Funeral Directors cross the road?  At dead end streets.