What do you call a potato that has turned
to the Dark side? Vader Tots.
Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Mall.
Darth Vader: “Luke Skywalker- I know what you’re getting for Christmas.”
Luke: “What? How?”
Darth: “I felt your presents.”
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
Why was Luke Skywalker single for so long? He was looking for love in Alderaan places.
What is Darth Vader’s favorite Disney song? "When You Wish Upon A Death Star.”
There was a party to celebrate Yoda’s birthday. All the guests were there: Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Princess Leia, Chewbacca and all the rest. When the cake was cut and served, Luke Skywalker asked Yoda, "Master Yoda, how am I to eat this piece of cake?” Yoda replied, "Use the forks, Luke, use the forks."
How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie Talkies.
What do you call five Siths piled on top
of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob.
What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan
Cannot Be.
Which Star Wars character uses meat for a weapon instead of a Lightsaber? Obi
Wan Baloney.
What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
Wookieeleaks.
What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars.
Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter.
What do you call a bounty hunter from the South? Bubba Fett.
What do Star Destroyers wear to parties? A bow TIE.
Why is Han a loner? Because he's solo.
Why should you never tell jokes on the
Millennium Falcon? The ship might crack
up.
What do Jedis use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan
Kenobi.
What do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2.
